How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
i went to throw her on my bed and threw her straight in to my bike
My farts smell like St. Pauli Girl. Last night was too much for a Monday.
Church boner. Awkwardddd
I want to punch and suck your dick at the same time. I don't think we have the healthiest of relationships.
Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
She was drunk and naked on our couch, sweating and masterbating to SNL. We made eye contact and she didn't even stop. It's new-roommate-o-clock
Shut up. The only friend I need in life is Jim Beam because life is meaningless.
Um I got a ride home from the bar with two random boys and one tried to bang me on my parents riding mower
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
I was trying to type "I just want you naked" and it put "I just want you baked"
Randomize
