were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
Ok love is a little strong. But he consented to Nachos, beer and board game date with my cats. Keeper.
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I don't know if I should feel proud or ashamed of myself...ashamed for making myself a drink at 6:15am or proud for actually being awake that early.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
I can guarantee he will smoke me out and I won't feel bad about it because he gets to touch my butt.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
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