She is totally STD
Is it a bad omen that my phone auto corrects dtf to STD
We woke up next to each other with a mutual look of disgust, and then he left. I knew I should have gone for the younger brother.
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
He is eating chips off the floor in the emergency room..
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
If you need us, Zoe and I will be on my kitchen floor drinking Gatorade and crying
We fucked on a kid's slide, my vagina is singing praises of being used
I just peed on a rich man's lawn fuck yeah America
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
I have alotted at least an hour for ugly crying.
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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