is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
aaaannd alcoholism beats pride. it's like grown-up rock, paper, scissors
All you kept saying was "my dick ALWAYS causes problems".
My ex best friend's ex fuck buddy is visiting. There was no other option but day drinking.
I'm sorry, when did "I like your shit" become an acceptable pickup line?
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I don't understand why your family and sex lives should EVER overlap.
whatever the appropriate amount of shots is to consider drunken acrobatics a good idea was a few less than I actually had
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
Quick how do you hit on a guy in the car behind you? It's important.
I lost the right to judge tonight
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
Sitting across the table from one of my high school teachers who hasn't seen me since I was about 16 drinking a beer wearing a leotard
Should I be concerned that he called me mom when I got in bed on top of him?
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