I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im not picky. i just want someone whod go down on me while im writing my psych midterm paper. thats not a lot to ask.
Yeah but the gay hasidics turned out to actually just be real gay hasidics
No he didn't understand the sequence...then I started texting him these texts with vagina strategically spelt correctly in jumbles of letters.
I met her tumbling down the stairs chugging Captain Morgan. I'm not sure why she has the better reputation either.
I broke my arm trying to do a hand stand in my shower to wash the hate out of my asshole.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
If he can't cook well I'm just gonna buy a RealDoll and twenty cats and live my own fucking life
You yell at me for giving you beer but not for licking spilled beer off your chest.
Yeah well I just had an orgasm on my bathroom floor so there's a first for everything I guess
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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