Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
He kissed a someone with a penis
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
seeing an 80 year old woman puke in the bushes changes everything...
that's spring break in florida for ya
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
I'm so ready for finals. She finally agreed to skypesex me from spain so now i'm up until 4am studying every morning waiting for her to get online
I either just got cockblocked or saved from a lengthy court case so I'm kinda conflicted about how my night went.
In mid-threesome, need more condoms. Wearing a sheet to the gas station. I'll keep you posted
it is a toga and you are a goddess.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I left at 4:30 in the morning and I told him it was because I had to take my contacts out
I really prefer to do my walks of shame in the summer
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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