You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
They were lying down in the parking garage pretending to be speed bumps...
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.
Actually, you don't want to see me.. reached an all time low drinking kahlua out of the bottle concealed in a macdonalds bag
This election needs to be over, im tired of girls asking who im going to vote for mid hookup
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Growing a beard is gonna make smoking a pipe look so much more majestic
So I'm already mostly naked in a kind of bed but obviously too lazy to take my boots off. It's like January 1st is already here
oh my god you are days, if not hours away from a dick pic. This is the day the lord has made rejoice and be glad in it
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She has no problem going ass to mouth, but won't eat the pizza crust. I don't get it.
Also fucking you night and morning and then serving your parents breakfast is a bit awkward. And funny. To me.
After returning from the hospital with lock-jaw from getting tackle at the game. Some naked chick busted out of his room and hit him with a devastating haymaker to the jaw because he wouldn't have sex
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