Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
u ever jackoff with ur legs spread and pretend ur fuckin urself as a girl and get mad u'll never know what that feels like. Or to fly like a bird?
Did u absorb a fraternal twin in the womb?
Even the bartender felt bad for me
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
Nothing like wearing your heels and smelling like henney in the afternoon
Covered in confetti and bad decisions
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I masterbated to the rocky theme song. I'm pretty sure that just beat any sex experience I've ever had.
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
fuck school, let's just become the worst strippers ever
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
She made me baby bird juul smoke to her while we were fucking
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