If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
he used the word "rubber" i just couldn't do it after that.
You probably havent been upstairs if you think that the microwave missing its door is bad
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I dont have any paper so I'm writing class notes on my first response direction pregnancy paper. Judging eyes are all around.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
A log hopped out of the fireplace and caught the carpet on fire. Good summary of this election if you ask me.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
U just kept yelling her vagina wasn't a priority bc u had a bowl of cheerios calling your name
What are you feeling right now?
Idk. I just flashed a porch 🤷🏼♀️
So not in the best place to do an emotional inventory
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