this weekend will be like the season finale to my life
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
all I know is he gave me a Cialis and tried to take me home.
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Look man, sometimes you just gotta say "Sure! Why not? I can always take a shower afterwards"
If you do that, i will make all sorts of uncomfortable comments about my nipples being soft
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
I woke up tied to my bed while she was in the corner staring at me while eating cereal. Interesting night!
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
The last time I went to Vegas and the sun started to rise, my copilot went home with her nipples pierced.
I wish so many great beards were not attached to even greater jerks. All that face sitting potential wasted. Some of the greatest tragedies of this century.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
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