I have demons in me.
Woke up with feathers in my hair. at work. still drunk. sooo awkward.
I thought about donating plasma but thats not the way i want to find out that i have aids
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Oh okay well are you handling the "just sex part" like a professional hooker like I taught you?
Yeah. Got a major ego boost when she said she felt like she had just fucked King Arthur. Buying some donuts later to celebrate with, wanna join?
"I'm not drinking any more tonight." As I dipped my quesadilla in a shot of tequila....then eats it
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
I have fence marks all over my body
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You’ll lick BBQ off my cock but no ketchup on a hotdog?
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
i just want a beer and a blow job. is that so much to ask?
and i just want a ring so i can stop faking it. is that?
His dick smelled like strawberries...it was awesome.
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