D3 body, D1 cock
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Walking down the street at 11 pm dressed in bubble wrap. Why is the bar so fucking far away??
As a fat white girl from Texas I can honestly say that she gave fat white girls from Texas a bad name.
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
Idk tell her to wear something sluttty. I have that one skirt I got arrested in if she wants to borrow?
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I woke up this morning with a sharpie tramp stamp. Pretty sure it's a picture of a squirrel.
I just told a bottle to be chill
and meant it
Let's not share with anyone else in the apartment of how we simultaneously peed in the kitchen sink last night.....
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
No I come to this class stoned every week. Except last week when I was drinking in class
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