i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
I need to move out. I just walk of shamed my way into a family breakfast party. There's no response when grandma says "where you coming from in heels at 9AM?"
I think I explained what happened in the voicemail. But I think I might have just cried and ranted about how cool osiris shoes are
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Are we playing "how much awkwardness can we fit in the final 29 hours of 2011"?
yes yes we are. Go do something with super glue. i don't want to win.
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
We're super invested in me shitting to my full potential
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
You were throwing up into a trash can full of used condoms. I had to intervine.
My ex boyfriend just amazon primed me a vibrator...guess I seemed stressed?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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