The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Guess what? I had way too much to drink today. I'm properly wasted. Doing chores and playing video games while drunk. It's the nexus of stupidity and responsibility.
Sometimes I get depressed that my son is too young to understand how hot his babysitter is.
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
I could be wrong, but im pretty sure i jumped off the roof after my lighter.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
telling her she was ovary-acting wasn't the greatest idea. doing it in a text so she could see your spelling was where you really went wrong, though.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
Please tell me I did not drink enough whiskey to think that having sex with my boyfriend while his best friend was on the floor next to us was a good idea.
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
It's 3 am. Nothing I've tried can get the taste of failure and vomit out of my mouth.
Randomize
