Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
she said she'd blow me if I bought one of her sorority raffle tickets. Goddamn it's gettin easy
I used to practice getting hit by cars.
he was fingering me, then looked down and said "i like your socks"
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Do exhausted, barely concealed hand jobs count as joining the mile high club?
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
SUFFER THE WRATH OF THE PISS BAG
She tied me to the bed and did lines off my chest before sex. I’m going to put that on my bucket list just so I can cross it off
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