I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
And, I saw Emily's panties. How? She doesn't sit like a lady.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
you kept telling her you'd make a great step-dad while cuddling her and rubbing her back...
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
Things are burning & the world smells of peanut butter. It's beautiful.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
also I woke up naked and covered in water but nobody can explain that part.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I'd say it's his fault for never running us through proper protocol for "catching your RA in the middle of him banging some girl"
So what did you do since you didn't go out?
...ate chocolate and watched bring it on....it's like I don't even know what it would look like to be straight.
It's not "nice." It's the supermodel of dicks.
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
Crop dusting thru forever 21
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