69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
Does anyone know who that girl who fell backwards and broke the shoe rack with her head was?
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
I'm sneaking you alcohol into a hospital. This either says love or "we have a problem"
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
Who showers for four hours?!
It was like a tropical nap.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
I really couldn't care less what she looks like. That's why The Lord Our God gave us doggy-style.
Sorry man, but I'd rather do drugs with strangers than watch sports with you. It's not personal, drugs always beat sports.
Normally roommates threatening each other with knives would be too much crazy for me, but I don't have much going on right now and I feel like this could get interesting. So I think I'm gonna ride this shit out for a while.
In the words of Disney’s Jafar, “desperate times call for desperate measures.”
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