didnt we say no more talking to eachother
it will help you get over me i promise
im horny
ok i will unlock the door
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
I can't wait for paintbang. I'm going to throw a marker at a child. There will be bail money in my backpack in m trunk. Don't use it on beer.
In honor of the internet blackout, I think everyone needs to change their Facebook pictures to ones of them being blacked out.
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
You chucked an empty vodka bottle against the wall and yelled "Everyone calm the fuck down, it's just the cops." After 10 seconds of silence I looked over and saw you pissing their fountain.
Security deposit gone.
burned down garage with fireworks.
last night we were hooking up when all the sudden he just murmured "mm blonde". i don't know what to think about this situation.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
I just told my bowl "sorry" for putting it down, because I thought I hurt its feelings. omg. I'm high.
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