i wouldnt be suprised if in indian your name meant "walking lie"
How bad was it?
You ran around telling everyone that you were going to click them to death on google earth
i realized really quickly that drinking a bottle of vodka and 3 crystal light packets wasn't the best idea i've ever had
I cant. There's fences everywhere and I think I have a boyfriend. Its fabulous.
I think our camping neighbours like us. We're the drunk girls trying to chop firewood with no pants on at 3 in the afternoon.
I danced on the street to dubstep on a boombox for an hour with a lesbian single mother.
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
I mean he did ask and he said it's cold out but i didn't realize we were that comfortable hahaha sex is one thing but borrowing a sweatshirt?
Locking that text forever.
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Peeing out the car window on the way home was a nice touch. In December, in Michigan, at 3am. Never seen a girl do that before. Neither had the guy in the minivan next to us.
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You know you're out of shape when you're sore after masturbating.
What's the weirdest place you've ever had sex?
I don't think you're psychologically prepared for this conversation.
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