He disabled his match.com account in front of me
Last day of classes. 1st day attending every class. I'm proud of myself
Vodka and Eggs at 9:30AM = thank you, America.
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
i love all of you. Physical. Emotional. Mental. All of it. When we speak i feel like a feather or a dragon depending on the conversation ...
She kept sniffing my sweater and tried to guess what type of detergent I use.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
Solid teamwork gives us a good shout of both bringing home trophy cougs
We had to leave after he was in the middle of the street yelling "Balls of Steeeeeeeeel!!"
Okay do all 29 year olds have erectile dysfunction or just the two I've slept with?
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
One day, tell me please to stop buying shots when I'm overwhelmed. I might have just broken a tooth
I am sufficiently unimpressed with the options available to my freshly shaved self tonight.
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
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