i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
what did gay clubs do before lady gaga
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
I think my mom knows im high. It could be because im slow dancing with my cat in the kitchen. The dip and kiss is what gave it away.
you don't know what its like to have your bartender tell you that you owe him beer money infront of your mother at 3pm on a tuesday
Seriously though a big penis is like a puppy dog, or a sunny day or some other glorious thing
You are such a penis elitist
I think animal control just caught me smoking a bowl on the back porch. Do they have any say in this matter?? Haha
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I won the booty shaking contest by mooning the whole bar
hes that one kid that offered to spoon after staring at me for 5 minutes
Car is still out of commission. Looks like it's Grape Nuts and scotch for dinner.
we were running around the halls trying to bloodhound search out the source of the weed smell, but we ran into six other people doing the same thing, and they all said they assumed it was us.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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