he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
He's getting better. i'm using GuitarHero to teach him how to finger me. My clit = the red tab.
i just woke up in the hallway. not my hallway. i officially raise my hand to be DD next week.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I just want you to know the floor between our rooms isnt sound proof "Captain Cock"
Whenever someone from high school gets pregnant or has a pregnancy scare my self esteem grows a good 5 points
so it turns out, not only do the doormen judge the girls I bring home, but they rate them.
At least we kept it together. It's people like him who yell at bushes that give acid a bad name
Fuck morning classes and our weekday drinking habits.
Did he seem like the type of guy that would maybe take weed as payment?
Learn from me. When going to a booty call do not wear a belly shirt. Nothing says shame like a belly shirt at 7am.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
Nothing like waking up and having two guys who aren't your boyfriend talk to you about their hard dicks before 9 am.
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