Dude judst bought snd smokked tfour white widoew jointsd in Asmsterdam. Wstching the Cvhiefs gsme. Oh Boy.
You are why other countries hate Americans. But I say God bless you.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
I apparently took a 45 minute shower, and became best friends with his mom.
So shortly after drunk sex...she starts crying and saying..." you don't care about me, you never do anything nice for me" so I called her a cab
He's paying me $45 to clean his room and $55 if i find the oxy that he lost.
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
the last thing i remember saying is "hope you like body hair"
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
He's easy on the eyes, light on his feet, and rough in bed...what more could a girl ask for in a rebound?
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Wait are we really having an orgy on Tuesday?
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
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