Thats a flattering suggestion doug but lets be clear NO you may not put your face in my vagina just because ur not charging me a cover. sorry.
He is offering to pay me back by sending me a dick pic.
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My thoughts exactly.
at least you got your priorties in line. new years first, than the baby.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
He blended the pizza with water and drank the whole thing. He is my hangover hero
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Definitely broke my toe and messed up my knee walking back. Drink hitch hiking should never happen again.
He danced with some other girls and you started yelling "I can't believe I wasted half my Chili's gift card on you" at him
I fucked him twice and then he set me up with his teammate. This kid does wonders for me
I'm looking for whatever I can find, and afford without having to eat my emotional support cat
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I just got woken up by that guy wearing a Krispy Kreme hat giving out donuts
Wait... why were you finger painting at one in the morning?
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