if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
I met her at the quidditch match. She was the snitch and I caught her. After at the bar she walked up grabbed my hand and said snitches have flesh memories.
I just saw a bunch of drunk old guys riding on the side of a modified old fire truck yelling at cars and smoking while they looked for parking...promise we will be just like them when we grow up?
I'm craigslisting fire trucks as we speak
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I added a U.S. Senator on snapchat....casual.
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Dick is the cure to depression. I'm almost positive. And cough syrup.
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
Dude. If you guys end up really liking each other, the color of his pubes won't matter. I wouldn't break a sweat.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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