I wasn't on board with that statement until "home made dinosaurs"
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
She told me she wanted to wax my ass. I'm terrified and oddly aroused.
I had to throw a towel over the bottles cuz it hurts to look at them
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
he woke me up with all the stuff I had at his house in boxes i had to unwrap my own belongings and he said. Happy v-day its time to see ya day! Worst day ever
So baked. About to eat a calzone then hate fuck this guy.
THAT'S MY GIRL
well that's what you get for sleeping with a guy called 'the defiler'
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
Instead of going to my moms birthday party I went over and gave him head. I should win non girlfriend of the year award
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
half way down the stairs my legs said fuck this and i just fell the rest of the way...
Randomize
