I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
I'm drinking bacardi out of her mom's eco-green starbucks mug and chasing it with her sister's "for track only" vitamin water. Hello suburbia
I just undressed him with my eyes. And gave him a 10 inch penis. I hope its true.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
she kept yelling about wanting tacos, so I gave her a piece of bologna in a tortilla. she didn't know the difference
He's the second guy this morning whose job is jeopardized because of my vagina.
No I just rolled on the floor giggling. I think that's the equivalent to a post sex victory dance.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
I can't believe I got dumped for a fat chick, but at least I got four and a half years worth of free shit. So we can call it even.
We haven't had hot water in our dorm all weekend. Do you know if there is any other way to wash off shame?
on a scale from 1 to "can't put a toothbrush in your mouth without gagging" how hungover are you?
A girl I had a drunken hook up with is on interventon right now
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