the recession has oofficially hit my standards.
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
Now she's making me sit here and look at pictures of guys she likes who look like bears. She's calling them her bear friends.
It's almost like he dry humped the last remaining bit of good person out of me.
Do you think he stole that soccer trophy that he gave you for the "best sweater award" from his five year old son?
Imagine if you could have something so delicious, like your taste buds went on LSD while eating a chocolate tiramisu. That's the opposite of what cum tastes like.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
I have the starring role in a literal shit show.
There is an unwrapped tampon, a condom, a rubber chicken and a slim Jim currently sitting on our dining room table.
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
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