she just sneezed while going down on me. is it rude for me to ask her to do it again?
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
I need to not be around brick walls while intoxicated.
it will be a sad day when drinking racks of keystone isnt socially acceptable anymore
You guys tried to boil water to fill up the empty hot tub. After the fourth trip back with the kettle you gave up.
The only thing I really remember is repeating "I hope I still have a job on Monday". Oh and pulling my boob out of my dress.
So I take it the company Christmas dinner went well then...
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
You started throwing frozen shot glasses at people and you kept saying "it's fine, they melt."
When I was leaving this morning he gave me some candy off his floor to prove he was a nice guy... He definitely knows the way to my heart. Best one night stand ever
Well I can cross being naked in a minivan off the list
I AM HANGING OUT WITH ADORABLE DOGS SURROUNDED BY NATURE. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND ALSO BYE CIVILIZATION AND PANTS.
Are you at a park?
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
if you want the landscaping job, the uniform is a speedo. no exceptions.
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