So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
We spent three hours cleaning our room this morning. It was spotless and smelling good. I come home from work tonight and she has already smoked weed in it and "accidently" spilled vodka on the floor.
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
You and Eric are like slutty bowling balls, and that poor family are the pins. They won't know what hit em.
strike, motherfucker.
If there was a saddle on his sack, she would ride it.
You had your dick do your apologizing for you last night. Apology accepted.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
There is a 1000000% chance you'll be turned down if you try coming on to me while I watch Star Wars.
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
What is more embarrassing, shitting yourself in Mexico or having sex in a forest preserve with a 19 yr old? This is crucial research.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
Listen, you eat the donut. I eat you out. Everybody wins.
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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