if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
A few issues tonight. 1) Drunk since 1pm. 2) At the bar at 4pm. 3) James brought his sister, who has enormous breasts, isnt shy about cleavage, obviously slutty, and makes me want to do things that would even have Atheists sending me to hell. However, she's wearing glitter, so all Im thinking about is Edward Cullen. Go ahead and rip up my Man Card.
i love how he claims to not know english but when i ask him to come over and fuck me he's all of a sudden fluent
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
have the fact that the early bird is danced upon by the prettiest strippers be your motivation
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
She kept talking about how amazing the banana she had yesterday was. Don't know if it was innuendo, stoned, or just a really amazing banana.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
according to the video, you won you first drunken karaoke contest based off of your actual singing abilities and not because you took your shirt! I've never been prouder :)
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
Dude if I call tonight please answer and just say "NO, dont do it."
BAT SHIT CRAZY
It's you're fault, even though I never called
These beer shits have taken over my entire life.
I was told that I need a reference for my blow job skills. Be expecting a phone call tomorrow.
He does have a nice smile. I also like to think he has a nice penis, but that's just a prediction.
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