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it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
She went into the basement and sang to my cat for three hours....she actually has a beautiful voice....
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
Don't smoke out front when you get home there's gasoline involved I'll tell you later
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I had a dream last night that I answered the phone and after I said hello, Shia Lebeouf started yelling "DO IT! JUST DO IT!" That's when I knew, I had officially become meme trash.
Unless your apology includes a 20 something with loose morals and a daddy complex, I'm am not interested
Dude what is wrong with me. I'm like a strong independent woman and shit.
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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