I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
He has been begging me for a Bj but doesnt want to get mono
How is he gunna get mono? is he gunna suck on his dick after you?
Say it nicely.
Fine. I want to lovingly bend you over and lovingly fuck the shit out of you. Happy?
well when do great stories at the expense of people's relationships become a bad thing?
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
Just a heads up, i'm sleeping in te back seat of your car so don't be freaked out when you see me in the A.M.
siamese drinking twins saturday is a go ... bring duct tape.
I'm not taking advise from someone who responded to the pickup line "I have a penis"
He taped a champagne bottle to both his hands and called himself edward champagne hands. At one point he poured some on his lap and said " Just needed to make sure my dick got some too"
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
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