The money shot is kinda like the "The End" part of a children's book isn't it?
Jizz is so healthy, they should sell it at Jamba Juice. Call it "Jamba's Juice". Genius.
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
"You can go raw dog up in me". Exact words. I can't decide whether to run, or fuck. Help.
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
I know but at least you've never been asked to have sex dressed up like Catwoman
Sending out old nude selfies with the message "#tbt"
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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