I think i really like him...he was super cuddly and kept me company.
stop. you already have a dog
I just accidentally handed the ticket lady a condom instead of the intended ticket. I am now the official whore of Harry Potter.
I never thought I'd hear the words "aww you pulled out" and "you're so sweet" in the same sentence.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
Funny. I made out with his brother for the first time in a bathroom too.
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
WHY DOES HE HAVE TO CALL WHEN I'M MASTURBATING?! This time I'm really pissed. It's like he knows he's depriving me of orgasms.
Had a dream I beat up niall then madeout with him while snorting coke out of a dragons egg
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Update: they told me I was twerking to twenty one pilots
We need a signal or code word for "I basically shaved my whole body and we should touch each other tonight".
Did I penguin dive down a hill last night?
hopefully I won't be diving through a thorn bush to escape an explosion this time
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