I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
is it bad that the cashier at chick-fil-a shouted "see you tomorrow!" as i drove away?
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
You asked the officer if he could bring you to the same jail as T.I.
we cant have a funnel and a dog. thats a lot of responsibility
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
Im going in through the window and borrowing her dog. Dont worry ive done this before. we have an agreement.
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
Text me later if you aren't dead and wanna have a drink later
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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