Yo I charged a $20 breakfast to ur room, will pay u back in liquor and schoolgirl panties, thx again for a fun time
I just walked in on my mom and dad......It wasn't my dad
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
You don't realize it's a small world until your ex girlfriend's dad unintentionally messages you on grindr..what.the.fuck.
Oh shit. My drunken car sex is on Google Earth.
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
What happened to fro yo and sex?
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
I THINK HE DOES. OMG!!!!! OMG I FUCKED A GUY W A FAKE LEG AND I DIDN'T EVEN KNOW!!!!!!????!!!!!!!!!
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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