so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
I am now the only person in my apartment who hasn't had sex in my bed.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
I woke up in her bed, she woke up in mine. Apparently there was a miscommunication after the 8th jager bomb.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
What's sign language for "you may not be the father?" Kinda important right now.
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
Totally. Bang on. He'll be fine. He might cry into your perfect tits once in a while, but that's the price ya pay.
Ack! That is the first dick pic I've ever received. A) congrats B) that is way grosser than I ever thought t would be.
Jacked up my neck and shoulder hanging on for dear life while I rode him like a boss. Plus my house smells like broccoli, bad! How's YOUR morning?
I found dried jizz from last night on my leg while feeding an infant a bottle. I am not fit to care for children
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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