Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
Are we in a gay sports bar?
Dude. Creed is coming in september.
We're no longer friends.
We watched 'the mighty ducks' last night and took shots every time someone quacked. I woke up this morning wearing a nothing but a hockey jersey laying next to him on the floor. He was wearing a goalie mask. I really wish I knew what happened.
Just saw a field sobriety test being administered at 730 am, I now know I do not have a drinking problem
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
It's his sex noise. "I'm gonna cu-THE LORD IS MY SHEPARD AND I SHALL NOT WANT"
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
Is he the circus guy or the bi-curious street preacher?
My goal in life is to ruin sex for someone. To be so mindblowingly unreal that they can never find anyone like me ever again. So far it's going well.
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
WHY IS THERE A GOLD FISH IN MY BONG??
336: Dude I lost my.phone Wednesday night at a party and just found it, three days later, on the lacrosse field....what the actual fuck.
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