there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
You know who really doesn't like surpise in-your-face air guitar solos? Strangers.
Quick question: how long can sperm live in a rug?
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
But please don't judge me if i smell like mustard
The yard is growling at me WHAT DID U GIVE ME?
Anything that comes outta your cooch is bound to be breathtaking
That could use a little rephrasing
At what point in my life did a night that has strippers, belly dancers, tequila and a midget become "average"?
My adult sexuality and some of the best memories of my childhood collided like a Pee Wee Herman wet dream.
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Strip Mario-Kart
theres 2 cans of open Campbell's soup on the counter and a note that says "guess which one is puke" ... want lunch?
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
Being the hot sister definately has advantages, I'm pretty sure I ruined her engagement
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Jenna is yelling bc of the condom wrappers and cum stains. This is the 3rd and last time you have sex in my roommates bed.
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