Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Just did shrooms. Don't feel shit! Wsasted 40 bucks on this! Nothing's happenig except for this little gnome on my shoulder and the couch is melting. Fuckin waste of money.
you were making out, puked over his shoulder and insisted everything was okay
There are empty beer cans all over and the go-kart is missing. I need it for my halloween costume.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
My grandmother cheats at beer pong and has been rubbing her tainted victory in my face for an hour now.
Sneezing blood is a good thing right? Medically speaking.
I'm gonna have sex with my clothes on and I'll know everyone there so I'll be in my comfort zone
If his smile makes you freak out and drop things imagine what his penis could do
Is it wrong that I get drunk and let him eat me out then fall asleep? He offers me so much and yet I do nothing. I feel like a republican.
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
We need to find out what drug we took so we can take it everyday from here on out
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
So...I'm pretty sure I have officially determined that reverse cowgirl is the only position possible to have sex in my smart four two
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