that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
We're having a serious conversation and I just responded to something he said with an emoticon. I am so baked.
I was fucking trucked by the swat team last night on State Street after UK won. But I got a picture with the guy afterwards so I forgive him
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
I told my mom I'm great in bed. That is quality mother daughter bonding.
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
Also I'm so used to having sex with river guides that when he pulled out a condom I was actually surprised
I just want a guy who will spank me, fuck me, then take me to my office xmas party. I'd that too much to ask?
What is it about fresh air and wanting to talk about penises
I keep track of what day of the week it is by my recent destinations on my nav system. \nRight now it's: booty call, bar, booty call, brunch, bar, church so that must mean we are getting close to Sunday when we start the rotation all over again.
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
Sorry didnt text you yesterday. had to put restraining order on my ex.
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