is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I was in a house full of lesbians and they were all staring at me. I felt like the last cresent roll on Thanksgiving.
Pizza delivery...for when you need to eat your feelings for the sex you aren't having
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
don't mind me. just hanging out in this cool air conditioned Babies R Us until the liquor store next door opens.
He's laying next to me passed out dressed as a hooters girl
I bet he's a super pretty hooters girl
You also hate cartoons and musicals, so I will take that to mean the movie was as awesome as I thought it was..smoke weed
As Scar once said. Be prepared! For the shit show of what's coming tonight
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
Red Alert: She has 3 cats, a parrot, and 2 rats. Initiate Protocol Zero and rendezvous at Checkpoint Bravo for debriefing
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
are you really asking me this. do you KNOW how many times i masturbate in a day? yeah. wrong person to ask about romance.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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