I decided it would be a good time to smoke on one of my deliveries but then I got the munchies and ate a piece of the pizza I was freaking out so I told him it was our new pacman pizza
Everything smells like syrup. But I guess that's better than last time when everything smelled like beer.
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
I love that my brother has just convinced my dad that smoking a blunt it an "unspoken family tradition"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
You better wipe the dick of your lips before you come smoke this blunt.
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
i'm eating pizza lunchables and telling my boyfriend he can do better than me because i am a functional adult
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
The last thing I need is a possessed urethra.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
i woke up this morning wearing my pants as a scarf and my shirt as a daiper, my boyfriends contact name in my phone is "human sacrifice" and yours is "i like eggs"....can someone please tell me what happened last night
He sent me a pic of his coffee mug to be like "I'm having coffee too.” \nImagine that. Morning coffee. In your boring ass mug. Dick pic or gtfo.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
The high school classes are online, not my sex life. He still comes over for “teacher / parent conferences.” A couple more “conferences” and I’ll be able to rewrite the Sex Ed curriculum
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