With such a small dick you'd think he'd try to make up for it with some sort of personality.
Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
you didnt remember my name all night. you kept referring to me as "the blonde with the fat ass"
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Best compliment ever: Being told that you really understand sex by a professional. After she gave you a HANDJOB.
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
There is resin on and IN the refrigerator. Its even on the food. My god, what happens to you?
Bitch are you kidding? 2016 is gonna be the year our pussies run for president
Sabotage it. Cum quick. Make it awkward so you don't hurt her feelings. Who says nice guys finish last?
he's smothering me... and not in the good, can you move your thigh off my face please?.. way
God gave you your own nipples for a reason.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
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