the only time it's appropriate to sing In The Air Tonight by Phils Collins is while sake bombing at Cal Beach
um or while having sex on a train
well he showed me a naked baby picture and i was right it hasn't grown
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
you riverdanced for the cops while the rest ran away.
The gas station was closed so we found old PBR and played Edward Nalgene Hands instead
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Let's get a hotel room this time. I really don't want to sleep in a Dennys parking lot again.
So you don't take a regular pic with her, but you take a selfie with her ass. Interesting...
I mean, if there was a version of you with a penis, you'd fuck it...right? Like just outta curiosity at least
I forgot wine drunk hurts
We were fucking in the bedroom then we heard Sports center on in the living room. He stopped midfuck when I started celebrating that my team won over his
Why are there 17 orders of shrimp lo mein in the bathtub?
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