can you wear a superman outfit if we ever have sex?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
Cute you're picking friends over dick. I feel like this is the trailer for a lifetime movie.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
I've wasted nicer days than this hungover and dry heaving in bed.
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
Is valentines day the worst or best day to ask for a threesome? I'm weighing some options on this high-risk manoeuvre.
Yes she was blowing me but I couldnt see her face. The only light was from the sparklers she asked me to hold. I love 4th of July.
Don't be alarmed when we finally get naked and I let out a WOOHOO!!!
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
Randomize
