Alarm just got pulled in my exam
Swear it wasn't me
It's 8:30am and I'm drinking.... this is a new low
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
I realized that I earned the name Classy cassie as i was throwing up vodka slushie in my bed with a guy I know by the name extacy boy
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
currently waiting for her to check in on Facebook, the second she does I'm there. someone is getting laid tonight
I'm not stalking, she is pretty much begging me to come find her if she checks in
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
This text constitutes a formal request for sexual congress under the terms of our Relationship Agreement.
Why do I have this feeling like this is heading in a slightly threesome-y direction
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
That Spanish guy who looks like Ben Affleck from that club we went to 3 weeks ago is still texting me.. He clearly doesn't remember what I look like.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
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