Me too ba-by. I wanna bite your ear lobes they are so fat.
So now everyone thinks I don't know what a condom is
She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I had to put my glasses on last night to watch porn. SO getting lasik with my tax returns this year.
I apparently tried to stop my spending of money by sealing the top of my wallet with gum
all i remember is screaming butter knifes are for pussies.
I won the karaoke contest at the bar last night, when they called my name i was doing blow off the toilet seat, i thought they caught me, i didnt even know there wasa contest
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
We went to IKEA super baked wearing fake mustaches. You?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Hypothetically speaking - is it bad if you get cut off at an airport bar at 11:30am?
Get over your kidney infection all ready. You have been sober for too long.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
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