my brother is a facebook fan of two things: God, and Rhianna. if he's not a prime example of the rare "baptist closeted gay," i don't know who is.
I just woke up at my desk with "To Whommmmmmmmm" typed on a letter. I have no memory of waking up, getting dressed or driving in.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
I just burped jalapeños and cum. That was the most disgusting thing ever.
We hooked up with 2 friends last night as always and she stole their fucking cocaine and I just had to drive to their house and make her give it back to him hahshshahahah only me
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
I am going to go back to drinking and listneing to Hanson now. Maybe crying. Or perhaps Full House reruns
Just don't let me get too drunk. At one point I pulled out my dick and pissed at that party. Like on the wall.
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
Yeah yeah I know I have to bring your dog back.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Do you ever just admire your boobs?
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