You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
I just passed on expense account drinking, this must be the worst hangover ever.
he drove an hour to get eggs with me not even a blow job, just eggs.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Starting drinking whiskey at eight. Already had ten girls looking up my kilt to make sure I'm wearing it right.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
Turns out he's just a recently divorced IT guy. Not a wizard.
This is why people in Buffalo die of heart attacks. This and wings
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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