oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
DOES ANYONE KNOW THE NINJA TURTLES
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
Okay, good. And if you have one of those portable strip poles that would be nice too.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
HIS BALLS ARE HEAVEN SENT FROM THE VELVET ANGLES.
Because I'm a hot mess throwing up in the litter box
I can't find a song to express how gay I'm feeling.
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
The beauty of his penis is distracting me from the fact that he was born after Princess Diana died
He told me their parents think of me as the "drunk friend"...oddly enough, I'm ok with that
I don't know what kind of bucket list you have, but having sex with a tree isn't on mine...
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