and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
DUDE, DID YOU KNOW YOU CAN JUST RENT AN ELEPHANT???
Oh God.
they're doing drop shots of Jager into red wine. i don't want to be on that level
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
You talked about giving to sperm banks on a first date. What did you expect?
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
WHAT KIND OF SELF RESPECTING 28 YEAR OLD WOMAN WAKES UP IN A FRAT HOUSE?!?'
The cougar kind?
If this were a real emergency kilted men wielding claymores and riding giant badgers would hve rescued said Guinness. So clearly this is just a hypothetical
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I should not be this drunk in a place where a girl is wearing a princess dress
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I apparently sent an offer letter to, and then subsequently onboarded, the wrong candidate. How's your Monday?
Randomize
