Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Robbie told me you spent 10 mins discussing the curl in his hair and that you said "with that curl in your hair, you'll go far"
party gras won. party gras always wins.
I wanna get "leaving my dick in charge" drunk.
Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
Is 'too horny to study' a good enough medical excuse to not take a final?
Whoever brought the pigeon, please come and remove it from my living room.
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I knew it was love when he told me he wants to see me have multiple orgasms in one night
Randomize
