party started at 10. cops are coming to shut us down now and its 11. i already lostmy underwear and im wearing a sparkly thong on my haed. this has to be some kinda record.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
In an effort to go green, I just used rainwater to fill my bong.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
3 things I learned last night: 1.) I'm not as light as I used to be. 2.) Sex on the roof of a convertible is a really bad idea. 3.) The hospital now has super glue pens for sealing minor cuts instead of stitches!
I think Saturday night will always be a mystery to me, except for buying an excessive amount of birthday shots for everyone and yelling BIRTHDAY SHOTS before every shot.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
At the bar, some guy bumped into you and you screamed "hey, don't touch what you can't afford sunshine!"
You yelled This cop is arresting me for possession! Possession of MARIJUANA!!", everyone cheered, and you let him handcuff you and take you away.
Sangria Flip Cup was probably one of our worse drunken decisions
He told me that if he broke my bed my bed durring sex he would take me to ikea, but only on Monday because it's all you can eat meatballs. I think I'm in love.
You came out in nothing but lingerie and a Jedi robe claiming you needed more of those baby hot dog things or you were gonna go all Sith on us
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
there is puke in my bra ... again
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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