Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
i just walked into a room at this party and someone yelled "dibs!"...
Ok so my english teacher told me i could have 5 absences bc of my "problem". I have no idea what she is talking about
2 bagels in my tummy and my herpes on my mind
I may or may not have just visibly given him head in front of three young children and their mom. They all looked mortified.
I think we should make a list of challenges so that when stuff like that happens, we can check it off. Like a scavenger hunt for hoes.
I had a dream that we erected a stage in our living room for "impromptu performances" how can we make this a reality?
The bartender just asked me if I owned stock in Jameson. I've been here for less than an hour and he's already judging me.
We broke into the space center. If i go to jail I wanted to tell you, you have a fantastic dick. Use it wisely.
I opened my package from my mom today. She put four bottles of tequila in the bottom under my ducky slippers. She knows me way to well.
Ok here's the state of the situation: We're alone in a strange city with strange people with nothing but alcohol and sprite, I think we're gonna make it.
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
DO NOT THROW SOUP AT YOUR SCREEN
Watch out for the bush at the end of your steps. it comes out of nowhere
There is a sex dungeon behind the wine cellar. This is why I hate showing foreclosures.
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